There is this shopping place close to my office (don’t know if it would qualify as a mall, cause even though its got some of the characteristics of one, it does not feel like one). Anyway,I drop in there sometimes to grab a bite at a restaurant there. So once I enter the main gate, there are a bunch of security folk who may or may not check the boot and glove compartment of your car, but more often than not, they will still make it a point to ask you 2 things, your name, and where you stay.
They seem to have cracked the code to a better and safer security process. These folk are skilled enough to supposedly be able to tell the good guys from the bad just by knowing the name and area of residence. Isn’t that terrific?!
So I guess it is safe to assume that all the bad elements usually stay in the same localities.
And that the mall folk know where those places are while our police don’t.
And ol’ Shakespeare was confident enough to say ‘what’s in a name?…..’.
We seem to take absurdity to unimaginably new heights everyday.